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Fence remains vertical, no attachment required.
Thistlewar has ended on both sides of the yard. Hands are suitably shredded – but I prevailed. See next item.
Weedeater is fixed. Used blade to win Thistlewar. It still counts as a victory.
New shed door is installed. Kirby was a big help, especially when he stole my grandfather’s gloves.
The lock on the gate is now unstuck and working better than it had before when it was rusted shut which I guess isn't saying much but it opened so there.
Pond UV filter won't fit. Moved to backburner and after my "redo all the plumbing to make it hose and not PVC" project which is on the deep backburner.
Next up: Wisteria will be transplanted from front porch and its favorite climbing spot of the main electric line to the pergola to make a cover – and give it more sun. And less danger of me getting electrocuted and/or burning down the house which is nice.
Also: mulch. Much mulch.
In-lawn tomorrow. Ratchet strap mower deck still holding.